"Mom, do bad guys have kids?" -Stuey
"Is that milk dirty?" -Stuey as I pour him milk from the carton. (What he meant to ask was it old or expired.)
"Is my feet on the right feet?" -Stuey as he puts his shoes on the wrong feet.
"You have to help me. Its in your contract for being a mom" -Nora
"This apple tastes like Maine" -Nora when eating a green apple.
"If you have a bigger mind, you can imagine bigger things, right?" -Stuey
"Can I have an appetizer?" -Stuey as he sits on the couch Friday night waiting for dinner. Patrick and I couldn't believe he asked this!